The reason I don't have a computer

This has never been a problem before, but the reason I don't have a computer is that I spilled coffee (with sugar and cream) on our old computer.  Matt took it all apart and it was limping along and I go and spill wine on it....he was not happy.  So when we got the temporary computer from my sister-in-law I woke up to find this on it.  (mind you, there is my coffee right there next to it)  I should have been named Princess Grace